Archive for May, 2011

The Dark Side of Pole Dancing….

May 27, 2011

No I don’t mean drugs and hooking, cash-grubbing thieves and Russian mob pimps. Shady money-laundering/mafiosi managers and customers forcing their dick on you in champagne rooms. I mean literally dark, as in bruises.

I spent my recent time in Las Vegas not giving a crap my pasty skin was exposed poolside with pole bruises. A full week off of pole dancing allowed the bruises to go away but the minute they peaced out, I resumed my classes and they are back to haunt me now.

So while this might be sexy…

It puts lots of pressure on the upper arm, leading to this….

While this may be sexy….

It definitely leads to this…

(doesn’t my pasty leg look like the moon with craters seen through a telescope instead of a pale leg with some pole bruising?)

This is kinda purty…

Until your gyno hands you a pamphlet for domestic abuse hotlines upon seeing your upper upper thighs.